- me in public
- thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
(Source: , via browneyeslikesfrackles)
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
(via randomness-is-epic)
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
(via astral-------cat)
blowing up bridges
This must be the most satisfying job
it looks like sonic ran across that bridge
too fast for ya
(via monkeeyslut)
“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan
This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”
(via monkeeyslut)
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
(Source: fuckgallaghers, via itseliberg33)
(Source: neverhesitate, via fizzyeau)
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“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
the best sound in the world
Better known as the sound of my childhood!
The song of my people.
This is the song you hear when you go to heaven.
(Source: saras-scrapbook, via martinmatlins)
How Animals Eat Their Food
Oh My Actual Fark.
(Source: unabating, via courageous)
Robert Downey Jr., on having confidence in yourself (x).
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via jarvis-dropmyneedle)
One of my favorite movies omg.
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
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